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12.06.2025 04:45

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
—
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.